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Masamune
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Always give your shoes a solid nom before wearing, to be sure they aren’t cake.
That tree is throwing some serious shade.
Masamune@piefed.socialto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Shopworker sacked for tackling suspected bacon thiefEnglish
89·2 months agoAn employee who takes their bacon seriously is exactly the type of employee I would want hire.
Masamune@piefed.socialto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•We Put A Man On The Moon. We Did It.English
4·2 months agoCurrently sitting in my bathroom on my rear, naked, choking on tears and pissing myself because I can’t afford groceries. America FTW!
Masamune@piefed.socialto
News@lemmy.world•Sam Bankman-Fried loses bid to appeal against fraud conviction in FTX caseEnglish
6·2 months agoThat’s the flaw in his fraud, he forgot to slip a few BTC to his local politicians.
Masamune@piefed.socialto
Games@sh.itjust.works•Former EVE Online developers are building a society simulation MMO where your character keeps playing even after you log offEnglish
3·2 months agoFinally, a version of me can get a decent 8 hours of sleep.
Masamune@piefed.socialto
Technology@lemmy.world•"Scammers have adapted": Valve confirms that physical Steam Gift Cards are dead. Once the current stocks are sold through, they're done.English
1·2 months agoWord on the street is that a $20 steam gift card today is worth $22 tomorrow.
Man, ain’t nobody can afford beer now either.
Tacos? Good!
Pizza? Good!
Taco pizza? Gooood!

Masamune@piefed.socialto
pics@lemmy.world•"Ghost Forest," Olympic National Park, WA [OC]. More in comments, shot yesterdayEnglish
8·3 months agoI want to go to there.
Masamune@piefed.socialto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Christian man sues employer for forcing him to see a Pride flag on his way into workEnglish
11·3 months agoI will bet all of you $100 each that this man also has a Grindr account.
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Technology@lemmy.world•Hackers Simply Asked Meta AI to Give Them Access to High-Profile Instagram Accounts. It WorkedEnglish
12·3 months agoFacebook make people go “grrrr” to make profit go brrrr.
AI make people go “yup!” to make profit go up.
Sincerely, Grok
Masamune@piefed.socialto
Technology@lemmy.world•CO₂ scrubbing microbes discovered in underground laboratoryEnglish
5·3 months agoThe great circle of life.
Only Crystal Pepsi for you.
Masamune@piefed.socialto
People Twitter@sh.itjust.works•It's swimming, I would've thought the drugs would helpEnglish
3·3 months agoI’ll settle for an erotic zoo.
That’s my secret, I’m always 😡



Wh…what are you doing, step-pizza?