I work from home in a small shed behind the house. It’s really nice. It’s heated and air conditioned and has bamboo floors. In there, mostly. Pornhub and X-Videos but mostly my homemade porn. Nothing gets me off faster and more reliably.

I have three same thing but in reverse. I like a bit of a belly on a woman.

We both were.

Nonono…not humping. Think about a cat rubbing against you. It wasn’t sexual, it was sensual. It was just about getting my skin in contact with her skin and touching her as much as I could. It was like a hug from the back.

The now friend who asked if I could send her a dick pic because a friend told her I would liked a thing that I did that I called the 200 lb naked cat. She was lying on her stomach naked and sweaty and I just rubbed my body against hers. I lay on top of her diagonally and just rubbed my chest and arms and face all over her back. She said, “No one has ever done anything like that to me before. I liked it.”

I respond in kind. I will send a dick pic for the asking. If you want more, a video, a picture of all of me, etc. you need to send me the same.

That’s why I would like to give them a list. There is a small group of people that I would very much like to see my cock but that haven’t asked. If some scammer wants to help me out that would be awesome.

I know, but the point was that I’ve sent my pictures and some of my videos to anyone who has asked. Someone I had only met a couple of times and who I didn’t know very well sent me a note and said, “[Someone that I know very well] said that if I asked you would show me your dick. Is that true?” I said, “Yes.” She said, “Can I see your dick?” so I showed her and she liked what she saw. Now she’s a good friend that I’ve fucked.

I’m an autist and I’m very interested in the sensory aspects of being with another person. I like the sights and tastes and smells and feelings and sounds of the person I’m with. I like to experiment to see how the react to different things that I do. I like to feel and hear them breathing and to see how their breathing changes when I’m doing something I really like. You don’t get that from a hunk of plastic.

Thanks. They’re doing as well as could be hoped. My dad doesn’t want to be in LTC and my mom is upset that she won’t be able to knit with just one hand. I’m doing my best to support them both.

I’ve made a LOT of homemade porn over the years. Lots of videos and lots and lots of pictures. I’m a man in my late 50s and have been making homemade porn alone and with partners since digital cameras first became a thing. In fact, I have homemade port on Polaroids and 35mm. A fair number of my friends have seen my pictures and some have seen my videos. I’m overweight but I have a nice penis so I’ve never really worried about it. If it were small or crooked or otherwise ugly I would be more concerned but when I get one of those emails threatening to send me private pictures to everyone I know if I don’t pay up in bitcoin I anways want to respond, “Can I give you a list of the people I would really like to see my cock?” It would be a real conversation starter with some people.

I’ve made posts on hookup subs and communities a few times but they never resulted in anything. I’m not looking for one time hookups. I’m interested in a long term friendship with benefits. That typically takes more work.

I’ve had a lot of success over the years just taking to people in my orbit so legacy solutions like IRC, ICQ, BBSes, and things like Facebook Messenger (not to mention work email and chat services.) I develop friendships that turn into friendships with benefits.

So, I guess I’m not really interested in hookup culture so haven’t spent a lot of time on hookup sites. I prefer a relationship,.

I’ve been busy cleaning out my parents house. My dad went into long term care and my mother had a small stroke and is in the hospital. She’s going to go into long term care with him so I’m going to sell their house. It’s small and relatively close to my house. They had a bunch of home care assistive aids including a hydraulic patient lift. I looked at it the other day and thought that someone could be comfortably slung up in that thing and I could just pull up a chair and go to town eating them out. I’ve suggested it to a couple of friends but had no takers.

*who’s

It’s a word used by children and incels. I was just checking.

“cunt”?

Sorry. I was swyping, autocorrect did me dirty, and I didn’t proofread. Try now.

My wife had a very difficult childhood. She was raped by a cousin at 11. Her father was physically and emotionally abusive and her mother was drunk and abusive. She ran away and lived on the street and did what she had to do to survive. I knew all of that going in. We had a varied and very active sex life and had two great kids. We had a couple of threesomes with other women that were great for everyone involved. Her past caught up with her about 10 years ago and became sexual. I suggested counseling but she doesn’t care about sex so she isn’t interested. We talked about it a lot and she finally said, “I am asexual but I believe that I have made it very clear that I don’t expect you to be.” I asked if she wanted me to be open about it with her and she said, “No. I don’t want to know and I don’t want it to get back to me.” We live in a small town and she doesn’t want people talking.

Too much plastic.

Both. I enjoy it a lot and do it if they enjoy it.