Woah, Australian cat.

For horror, Stephen King is one of the best. Start with something shorter of his, a short novel, or one of his collections of short stories. His longer novels are great too, but his short stories are where he really shines.

A couple of my favourites are:

1408

The man in the black suit

Pet Cemetery

The raft.

The cycle of the werewolf.

Happy reading!

Edit: for mystery I enjoyed Six Wakes by Muir Lafferty, a SciFi murder mystery on a spaceship. I also enjoyed Agatha Christie’s Hercule Poirot stories, they’re fairly simple and easy to read.

Believe it or not, straight to jail.

Shh, don’t jinx it.

That’s a lot of red rocket.

The groundhog is in therapy, the joke is that therapists want to talk about deeper trauma (tell me about your childhood, etc) because people’s issues are rarely superficial.

The use of soul instead of say “the shadow that lies within you” is an odd choice, I’ll admit.

Okay, but how does ranked lists fair in a ranked list of things that jumped the shark?

Pizza the hutt!

I can sea why yar be thinkin’ that, but it be the letter arrrr.

Yarr, what be a pirate’s favourite letter?

What’s the difference between a good joke and a bad joketiming.

Don’t start fights, but finish them.

chuckles in ugly

I can’t find the store though…

God dang robot, stay away from the microwave while you’re posting.

I messed up during character creation and didn’t pick the rich parents perk, it’s making gameplay much more difficult.

Wrong day to quit huffing glue.

Whale done.

nonprofit hospitals

Jesus Christ…

*We’re Jan family.