drilling out a cavity with stone tools would benefit from anesthesia

Probably just used a larger stone.

Cat.

• Controllable by a simple, easily understood scripting language. Lua for example.
• A sense of time and date.
• Powerful regex interpreter.
• Open source.
• Documentation. Maybe a wiki?
• Easily configurable for each instance so that admins aren’t afraid to install it.

In a jar.

Not Onions?

Where’s the cat?

the structure was actually built in the nineteenth century as part of a project to replace Bishop Skirlaw’s bridge, a task spearheaded by the famous architect Ignatius Bonomi.

And Ignatius Bonomi, beside having a great name, was the surveyor whose work included the first railroad bridge:

The bridge famously featured on the opening day of the railway, 27 September 1825, when Locomotion No. 1 crossed it with a train of coal and passengers.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skerne_Bridge

So, not Roman, but still pretty cool.

My doctor’s office now has ads

And tracking.

nothing to show for it

You got a tour of all the mobile home parks in the area. That ain’t nuthin’.

what do you mean by hermaphrodite?

Isn’t that what Viktor Krum said when he was trying to pronounce Hermione?

an hour of prying

After that much work you should leave is as-is on your coffee table as an art/conversation piece.

Would that even pay for the first year of medical insurance that you will need?

!shitty_million_dollar_ideas@lemmy.dbzer0.com

Is this like that Nazi salute guy’s promise of safe full self driving?

That will need repotting soon. Just don’t neglect your ear muffs.

Thanks, cross-posted to !britishcolumbia@lemmy.ca

You should cross-post to !wowthislemmyexists@lemmy.ca

Or a coat of arms.

Isn’t that the same picture they used for the article on Biggus Dickus?

Maybe they could get sponsored by Fixodent.