Dude killed JFK and had to chain smoke the rest of his life because of it

Years ago when I told coworkers I got engaged I kept hearing “you’re making a mistake” and “why?” I knew immediately that these dudes were losers that did not value their partner as much as I do. I could not imagine being without my wife. She is my best friend, companion, champion, confidant, partner in life among so many other things. Find the right person to share your life with, marriage is an investment.

I use this for gas. Why yes, I am Jeff D at this particular moment. Thanks for the 5¢ off/ gallon, Jeff!

Just watch the music video for Rush by Troye Sivan

I want to believe

I snap my hat to my bag or frame then swap helmet for hat when I arrive at my destination.

I started playing tennis 1-2 times a week and it’s been great. Also stretching in the morning works wonders

I am integrated into the Sonos ecosystem and it works great for having the whole house being connected without running wires or taking up a lot of space. Yes, the app is garbage but the speakers sound really good. It’s great having the continuity of walking from room to room and having the music follow you. I have the Sonos Amp hooked up to a pair KEF bookshelf speakers for my fluance record player which can play what’s on the turntable to my other speakers throughout the house.

I know just the FBI agents that can handle the case

And now it’s a really cool concert venue

Task failed successfully. I’d eat em. Did you use lye or baking soda for the pretzelification?

Needs more butter

Looks Devine! I love a good barleywine

“I Tried, Liz Lemon! Dr Spaceman put me on ozempic and I gained 40 lbs”

• Amy Winhouse’s “Valerie” Live at bbc 1

• Gary Clark Jr’s live albums over studio albums

• Allman Brothers “Statesboro Blues”

• Frampton Comes Alive obviously

Man idk what I was doing before I started listening to Idles last year. So fucking good

These are awesome! I watched the streams every night of FOV and the boys put on a wonderful performance. WOO!

“Go ahead! Throw your vote away, it’s a two party system”

I’ve got no feedback but I’d love to see it when it’s built. Tell me more about this trout pen

Hopefully it’s just gaining traction and coming back around