Leviathan

Oh, good. Wouldn’t want the actual realities of capitalism to get in the way of late-stage capitalist monopolies refusing to innovate.

Mussolini called fascism the marriage of corporations and government, so what’s the fucking difference?

Just middle to upper management and real estate investors conspiring to justify their phoney-baloney jobs at the expense of the worker.

Crazy that I got this without trying.

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I remember my dad saying when he started going to bars with his friends they would have beers because they were half the price of cocktails that were 3 bucks. Now a beer is ten bucks with a tip. Who the fuck wants to pay that?

“…trampled to death by a group of particularly unruly toddlers.”

If you push them 364 days a year you actually might want to vote for them

I’m sorry, Panda. I’ve been trying to like it for a long time but it’s just not for me.

Probably the only time this phrase will be uttered.

This song has good lyrics, but dammit is it one of the worst songs I’ve ever heard.

He married Wendy’s granddaughter, I think.

YouTube-thumbnail-ass face.

It’s actual, honest to goodness, transparent Russian propaganda because they realise they don’t need to be clever anymore to reach their target audience.

Yeah, I never really got it when people started listening to things on shuffle. I like albums. I recently got rid of Spotify and going back to just having albums and VLC on my phone is so nice.

Malls weren’t cool either, spending time in these monuments to consumerism wasn’t a good thing. I didn’t stop going to malls because of cell phones, I stopped going to malls because I’d rather be outside or go to a show.

This Vonnegut reads a lot like Bukowski.

Comedy is the last bastion of free speech

Jesus Christ, get a grip you fucking stupid scumbag.

What do you mean? You have football, hockey, baseball and you just had a world cup. Keep that economy afloat and don’t think about it too much.

Booty is in the eye of the beholder, son. Some men like em long and lean, some like em thick and mean, and there’s a person for everyone in-between.