Going from X account…

To ex account.

But aren’t well all connected by our inevitable destiny to pee? Maybe the real poetry was in their username this whole time.

I think this is actually wholesome haha. Well, maybe not the Twitter handle. But like, yeah.

What an adorable sleepy head boy. Thorin looks very sweet .

Maybe he sucked the cock of 100 girls and is 100% straight, how transphobic of you to assume he’s bi for sucking cocks /s

(See how easy it is to get offended if you really give it an honest try)

I knew of “smart ass”, but “smart balls” sounds nice for sure too!

How about cocky behavior therapy?

Soooo bottled water instead of tap to make a brine? Assuming the former has no chlorine while the latter does

You just dark roasted yourself

If anyone needs a recipe for this, Kenji’s is great!

https://youtu.be/nrDLLhqUXdc?si=XIaRfQ47mjpVn_Cp

Note the egg isn’t quite raw as it should cook a little from the heat of the rice.

Since I don’t quite like super goey eggs, I usually pour the whisked egg in the warm pan I reheated the rice in (heat off), and stir quickly before serving for it not turn into scrambled egg.

Same. Homemade baked goods exchange it is for me. Show me your love with chocolate mousse, bro.