The hole for the dolphin should be on top so when you cum, it flies out the blowhole

Definitely worth trusting that Schriver guy

Isn’t that the entire point of conservatism? Like it’s in the name

I feel so seen!

Now take it away, I can’t handle the attention!

The logs would have to get wedged in a pothole perfectly to be approaching a car that fast. Which could be the universe trying to kill you

Ok but air friction isn’t going to move that log either. It’ll continue to travel the same speed as the truck. Even if there was thick air, that bump would need to be large enough to lift an entire tree for there to be no friction from the other logs. If you’re driving on a highway with bumps large enough to launch you out of your seat, then maybe you should rethink driving all together

Staying closer to it would be safer probably. The logs need to overcome a lot of friction to go directly back. So they’ll never hit directly behind the truck. they just roll off the side

What a cunt

Headlines like this are for protecting the oligarchy. We all get involved until our lawmakers aren’t old rich people. We pass laws that require oversight and transparency. We protect those institutions and laws that serve democracy with our lives.

What does it waste? Every Republican, moderate, and undecided gets to see who actually wants impeachment. No stepping around it we’ll know who could have ended this and voted to keep him. what can a Democrat do that isn’t going to look politically motivated? Defeatist arguments are exactly what trump needs to become emperor

Depends if the laugh track is dubbed or not

If you only kill one murderer the number of murderers stays the same, if you kill 20…

Looks like fantasy Keith David

Eventually the fish would be so large it would collapse into a singularity, arguably being fish no longer

I dunno, water is pretty great

Santatos… Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew

deleted by creator

Could just be someone named Mr coffee

This was probably part of his resume to join the rest of Trump’s appointees

All the people you see from high school want you to join their MLM scheme. That’s why it’s so scary