Pigs are right out!

Actually, I hit my friend in the thigh. Turns out it’s really hard to throw stuff blindfolded. You probably shouldn’t do it.

Let them have taco bowls.

It’s a blowout sale! These prices are nuts!

I personally want nothing to do with a girl in a looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong jacket.

If that’s a scalloped or patty pan squash, like, so much. My favorite is to slice it, egg it, bread crumb it, and bake it.

Not in my experience. Even if you coat the eggs and them directly.

Ah, welcome to the club. They are the worst. There are nopesticides I’m comfortable with that work. Nasturtiums don’t help. I’m having some luck killing adults and crushing all the eggs, but there’s always some that survived. You have to do that weekly at a minimum. The only time I had any real luck was by skipping a year. But they’ll come back the year after you grow more squash.

My fantasy is that Trump tries to have Elon killed/arrested but fails because he’s rich and has very good guards. So then Elon sends someone to kill Trump, which is successful. Then Elon dies from some drug complications right after. If we’re lucky, they both die after shitting their pants.

I wish I could say this is a click bait title, but its more like the title was written based on the assumption no one will click to read the article. No where in there were there any legal experts(Lawyers, Judges or legal scholars). No where in there did anyone actually suggest he’d face any consequences for his actions. Total bs title intended to give a few people hope I guess. Not really sure what the thought process was. Probably wasn’t one of those either.

🎶 They’re making a list, probably not checking it twice, that’s how they decide who gets deported by ICE. My government is turning fascist!

#1, first thought: CARL!!!

In the U.S., RFK has promised to personally consume every dead bird he finds on the side of the road.

Amazon is absolutely livid about this. They felt those packages should’ve been shipped by them so that they could cut 20,000 jobs. It’s unfair! /s

Throw tomatoes at his house? You got it!

So in my experience, and I admit my data pool isn’t very large, autistic people are more likely to believe a friend stretching the truth, but almost never fall for ridiculous lies or outright propaganda. Put that thought in your brain for a second, and you can see why I think they’re really making a list.

He joined the wrong signal group. Vance only realized when the pope asked “what’s up with all the couch pics?”

I only have heat. So in the winter I usually set it to 65°F, then my wife sets it to 68°F. Then she sets it to 70°F. Then she sets it to 72°F.

All the seeds I’ve seen are bigger. In the varieties I’ve grown they are white if I recall correctly. The two varieties I’ve grown are Black Beauty and Ichiban, if that helps.