And then they’re stuck in your head for weeks like a fucking mind virus.

Actually I’m imagining a heist movie where this guy’s makes a scene as a diversion while Tom Cruise steals some jewels or something. I’d watch that.

You just reminded me to post in this new community I joined recently, so thank you.

You just described SAP as well.

I think Elecoms are prone to sticktion. I have an Elecom Huge and I had to replace the bearings to make it smoother. None of my other trackballs have that much sticktion, my Kensington Slimblade in particular is buttery smooth.

I use a split keyboard and trackball at work, and I thoroughly enjoy the bafflement of my coworkers when they try to use my computer.