Dark blue clownfish. On the floor with my kid, it may hurt when I get up.

Seems like a good trade off. 2 years in prison < 18 years in prison. Anyway, fuck Nebraska.

Are we just reposting boomer Facebook memes at this point? Maybe we can post something about the lack of work ethic of millennials and complain about transgenders in sports. You know what I hate? Taxes. Anyway, gotta go spread syphilis to the rest of The Villages.

I don’t even value me, no corporation gives a crap. They want you and your recurrent income.

I’d love to, “but I work a 9 to 5, so I’d like to fight crime from, like, 6 to 9.”

He clearly just wants some Kenny Rogers Roasted Chicken.

Unfortunately, he didn’t get the humor of Conan nor the artistic ability of Tarantino. Just the hairdo of Conan and a foot fetish.

As a longtime Monkey Island game connoisseur, this system requires more pulleys.

Imagine reading this in the 80s - we would have thought that Back to the Future was prophetic.

I, uhh, wish it was missing.

“I bought you flours.”

But the other professions don’t need to defend themselves against blatant racism and abuse of power. “This is a dangerous profession, which is why we shot an unarmed black teenager 117 times.”

Easily one of my favorite games of all time. I had played it on an emulator for a number of years, and the. I found it at a flea market for $0.50 about 15 years ago and played it on my TG express an absurd amount.

Sad that I sold it (and all my TG stuff), but I have a Miyoo Mini coming soon to hopefully scratch that itch soon.

“Young Hickory, Napoleon of the Stump” - They Might Be Giants

Damn felinnials!

yes, affirmative

Good one, Dave Ooh, you’re a legend, Dave

Y’know what, screw the bot.