It’s me guys

To be honest I didn’t know there were any journalists left there after the whole presidential endorsement thing

I read this to the tune of Yakko’s World

Don’t give them any ideas

Well done spaghetti is not a phrase i thought I would ever hear

Dude I’d be a stay at home dad if my wife was making 70k a year

I mean I would rather hear “Not another Penny” for ICE." But this is good too I guess

Oddly threatening

“I’ll consider it.”

That’s crazy it’s almost like she has no plans to release them

Time is relative

Missed opportunity by not dropping dead at the sight of them

Yes

“Nothing to hide, Nothing to fear” type shit

Least morally bankrupt Nickelodeon creator

Unfortunate that the person that made this article shot themself in the back of the head 3 times with a long range rifle.

Based Cozmo frfr

(His creator is not very based tho)

It’s kinda like white noise for me. Like I probably won’t turn it off if it’s on but I won’t pay a ton of attention to it either.

Nobody likes candy corn and anyone who does is trying to gaslight me personally

Unless he’s on some kind of regular protection I wouldn’t be surprised if someone in California takes it upon themselves to dispatch of this guy. Unfortunate that he (most likely) won’t ever stand trial.