thank you i needed a chuckle

oh do not underestimate my ability to complain about the deserved consequences of my bullshit

very stable genius

it effects the entire world pal, just cause its not visibly right outside your front door doesnt mean youre above it

also, being smug is a shitty look

i wish you were wrong so fuckin bad :(

im with you.

i wont ever type /s! a thousand times no

baaack in my day everything was a fucking joke on the internet. now, if someone doesnt write /s everyone’s like DUDE come ON I can’t believe you’d be so naive!!!

its probably only a matter of time before that scourge arrives in our little internet hovel. most likely already happening.

what did I just fucking say I tried to get ahead of this fuckery god DAMN you

100% rock solid indisputable classic

Yes, I own a full sized (200 liter / 53 gallon) ex-whiskey barrel that I repurposed into a rain water butt (shut the fuck up).

I bought it off of a local buy-and-sell website for I think €60 and bought a kit to channel rain water from my downspout into it. I then installed a brass spout on the side near the bottom as a tap. I can fill a watering can and water my raised bed plants with it even in droughts when watering plants with the hose is forbidden

thats right

yes because there would be billions of people who would be willing to lift my drink to my lips for a sip and and help me dress etc

its nearly certainly AI that drew the cartridge flying with a white male hand touching it

I mean its in nearly every dang recipe, at least salt almost always is.

table salt and ground black pepper are the undisputed most powerful power couple of all western food

really?

i mean… there was a study recently released about adderall (featured in the NYTimes, everywhere really) that shows they dont do a fuckin thing after the first while (cant remember how long, but less than 2 years).

the study also showed that people dont actually get better at staying focused on something, but they enjoy things more which makes them more likely to try to do the thing. there is another term for that phenomenon: “being high”.

but bro if youre taking an upper and falling asleep your brain has made adjustments to expect the constant presence of this stuff and be in equilibrium while theyre in the system.

of course, if you stop abruptly you’ll be in hell for a few months

im sure you know all this and im not trying to come off like im giving you a lecture… i just worry when i hear someone say they do a drug every single day, first thing

god damn son

god damn, that sucks

i swear I feel like the percentage of people getting slammed has really gone up since covid

i think most people were expecting a meat orifice instead of a computer orifice