Thanks legitimately random user!

Jokes on you! I know that Apple knows that I know they know.

There’s a perfectly good bench in the background that the homeless can still use.

We’re in 2026 now, you can get two flawless robot whatevers to blowjob you.

This sorta implies athletes don’t “work”. You do not reach this level without working your ass off.

All those swigs in the bathroom, yup we know.

8 year old me after blindly swallowing my parents alcohol stash.

Fact checkers would cream in their pants if they ever got a hold of these. But not because they agree with what’s written in it.

Com’on bro just let me get it in. Only for tonight. You owe me anyways.

Linux runs nvidia fine. It can run most games without a problem. Whether or not it can run a game that’s heavily gatekept is another matter altogether.

Windows will fuck up that pc you have running a linux partition so fast. Its possible you’re not doing anything wrong, aside from using windows.

That’s not Eevee that’s Pikachu. You’re welcome.

No she’s some other girl that likes to eat other people’s popcorn.

You probably shouldn’t be going to that restaurant.

Yes thank you. The recognition helps.

My last name is Sexvenger.

Holidays only.

Well if it helps any, just know that sex is exhausting anyways.

On occasion I like to identify as a historian.

This isn’t a thing. Stop making things up. You’ll ruin this thread.