It was costing the administration around half a million dollars.

How? Surely this was put in place as a cost cutting measure. I mean, terminate it, sure. Pay actual humans. I just have questions.

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Sing us a song, you’re the singy man.

This was just a small restaurant in Hyderabad. I also think the L is for lights, but I didn’t play around with the switches to find out.

Everything about electricity in India is scary.

That’s just a theory. A GAME THEORY!

If you look closely at the photos of them together, you’ll notice that wasn’t really her; it was a couch with a wig.

Bhutan?

If only we had a word for a glass wall.

All these years I have been giving Christopher Guest credit for directing Spinal Tap. But it turns out I was the real monster all along.

Yeah, did that really happen? Did I throw up an onion?

There is no possibility of it being anything other than genitalia.

fast lane

It’s a passing lane, not a fast lane.

I have no idea how I became the person this meme is about. I am also dying to hear about how Christmas lights are all slightly the wrong colour.

“Trump signs executive order that Cuomo actually won and that Dick Cheney is still alive.”

Anecdotally, it seems kids favour neighbourhoods with smaller (or at least narrower) lots and flat ground for candymaxxing.

As if she went into this blind. Conservatives know what kind of people conservatives are; they just try to tell us it is something else that is not deranged.

“One hotdog, please!”

“Fill out these forms where I put the fun stickers and get a witness to sign.”

“What if I don’t want this much commitment for a hotdog?”

“Jail >:-(“

It was an attempt to be funny because they went out of their way to say “period” but then used an exclamation mark instead. Oh well.