Try this:

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Nobody gives a single shit about you.

At my school, the books are falling apart and missing pages. The wifi barely works. The computers are missing keys. The bathrooms are infested with roaches. The outside looks like a prison yard.

But our administrators got themselves some fancy new offices this year.

They sold their votes to a con man and are surprised they didn’t get paid?

Really?

I don’t understand why your partner didn’t just like, go to bed. Why did you need to be there?

I teach high school and it’s amazing to me how much these kids don’t know how to use a computer. They can click a button and get to tik-tok. They read the first answer the AI gives them. That’s it.

I keep telling them they should be better at computers than an old lady like me.

Zero promoted businesses in my zip code.

Nice.

That event didn’t make him a fucknugget. It just showed the entire world that he was, in fact, a fucknugget.

He has to bring his wife.

He needs her to blow into the ignition interlock.

My god, why are we even entertaining this?

He CANNOT have a third term.

I’m old, and I saw the Breakfast Club back in the 80’s on like, channel 11. For years I couldn’t figure out why Principal Vernon and Carl the Janitor went from hating each other to being friends.

Years later I saw it unedited and realized they cut out the whole scene with the two of them bonding and smoking weed. So much made sense at that point.

Even the people smoking pot know he’s an idiot who doesn’t know what he’s doing.

Source - I smoke pot.