So… I can compliment them for being a choice piece of ass? I’m learning a lot of new things to try today!
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Jank@literature.cafeto
News@lemmy.world•Women and LGBTQ+ people take up guns after Trump’s win: ‘We need to protect ourselves’
132·1 year agoI thought the whole point was not to bang?
Jank@literature.cafeto
politics @lemmy.world•Bernie Sanders blasts Democratic Party following Harris loss
10·1 year agoA good suplex may at least get readers’ attention.
I’d buy that if he weren’t already also in a position to help solve systemic issues.
Jank@literature.cafetoPolitical Memes@lemmy.world•Maybe we should all be calling him Terry.
2·2 years agoThrowing foam rocks is a prerequisite, I think. Art least, that explains Sorbo and Cain.
Jank@literature.cafeto
Climate@slrpnk.net•Textbook authors told climate change references must be cut to get Florida’s OK1·2 years agoMuch like Three Diary of Anne Frank or Maus- it must be removed because it’s too sexy for young minds.
I like it when they get real broad with it and picking up a single gun sounds more like clattering multiple guns together.
Jank@literature.cafeto
News@lemmy.world•Texas school district agrees to remove ‘Anne Frank’s Diary,’ ‘Maus’ and 670 other books after right-wing group’s complaint
1·2 years agoPray tell- what is so sexy about The Diary of Anne Frank or Maus?
Jank@literature.cafeto
News@lemmy.world•Texas school district agrees to remove ‘Anne Frank’s Diary,’ ‘Maus’ and 670 other books after right-wing group’s complaint
10·2 years agoI like how this argument assumes schools are just regularly stocking school libraries with your Literotica history.
But how do you deal with the horrors of all that communism?
Is it not a terrifying wasteland with less… consumer goods? I would die without my Kit Kat flavored Trix cereal.
As a choosey mom, you would be surprised how often it comes up.
~fuck you, Skippy~
We’re all Tom on OurSpace.
Jank@literature.cafeto
Woodworking@lemmy.ca•hey, why is there a coffin on the thumbnail?
7·2 years agoI’ll get to work on my coffin!
Jank@literature.cafeto
The Onion@midwest.social•Man who calls women "females" hopes to one day be allowed within 500 meters of oneEnglish
18·2 years agoOf course. They’re pronouncing it wrong.
Gotta gotta rhyme with tamales.
Jank@literature.cafeto
News@lemmy.world•Carbon dioxide levels in the atmosphere are surging "faster than ever" to beyond anything humans ever experienced, officials say
3·2 years agoMoving is what got you.
The boy with psychic powers (of whom we are all very fond) that rules Canada is the source of immortality. You’ve moved from his sphere of influence.
Lord, I had a cheap PA system for band practice with a blue power LED that felt like it was gonna bore a hole through my eyes.
So I put some duct tape on it.
Then it felt like the light from under the duct was gonna bore a hole through my eyes.
That’s a pretty optimistic future considering current Detroit.
Jank@literature.cafeto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Idaho bar celebrates "Heterosexual Awesomeness Month" with free beer for straight menEnglish
11·2 years agoThat’s like free beer for your dog or kitchen stove. Here in Idaho, we try not to anthropomorphize our property.




Often repeated, but never much nuance or substance.