America isn’t toast, your sorry ass is toast. Get fucked, idiot.

“What the hell is that supposed to mea… ooooooohhhhh. Yeah, that sounds stressful.”

Thumbnail looks like a screenshot from the new Project Zomboid lighting update.

No, no. I think you’re on to something here. I do this too.

White dude here… Who the fuck is apologizing for being white? Why do they keep saying this and what’s the point? I’ve never felt the need nor have I ever experienced anyone else needing to apologize for their being white or any other race. What does the right go through that make them feel like they would ever need to apologize for being white because me and all my friends are liberal and thats just not a fucking thing. Do they think it is? I have nothing but questions and none of them even make sense to ask so I can’t imagine a sensible answer being given.

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Id tread water for 30 minutes a day anywhere in the world with that level of protection.

Neptune has learning disabilities and we accept him just the way he is.

Venus sure as shit wont rotate around anyone else’s axis. Venus dgaf.

I love how much of a rebel non-conformist Venus is. Years longer than its days, rotates the opposite direction than all other planets because fuck you, thats why. And don’t you even THINK about getting close and trying to land on her. Just ask the Russians how that went. You can’t handle her pressure, temperature nor toxic atmosphere. What a bad bitch. She doesn’t need nor ask your permission to do jack shit.

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Switch everything to Impact Bold. Go loud or go home.

Vacuum Decay bubble sweeping over our solar system. That sould be straight tits. Its like the “Irish Goodbye” of reality itself. Just poof! And ya outta heeeeeeere!

Maybe if I could find a recipe for a simple corn bread without a trilogy worth of lore about the writer’s grandmother, they wouldn’t be in such a predicament. In terms of AI strengths, informational efficiency is paramount. I can think of fewer things I can search for with more worthless gunk tacked to it than a recipe.

That is extremely wholesome. It sounds like she had an amazing kitty life full of attention and care.

It took Penny weeks to get comfortable with me after I broke her out of jail. I’ve been her person ever since. I was kinda worried she would never warm up to me there for a while. Now, I can’t sit down without her jumping on my lap or at least getting an earful about how almost empty her bowl has been for a full 36.25 seconds when I walk in the door. It’s awesome when a cat chooses you as their person. Especially, when they’re adopted as an adult carrying around all the trama and fear they may have learned during the time out in the wilds.

Those ears tho. Little fella can hear what’s going on in the future.

Its like criticizing a wet coil of microwaved dog shit for smelling so much like a wet coil of microwaved dog shit. That’s its whole deal. It’s the one thing it does and it does it well. Can’t really act surprised.

Thats roughly 50 Milkyways. How?!?! Damn, nature! You scary.

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