Has Tim Sweeney shown up in the Epstein files yet or are we still waiting?

https://www.ibtimes.com/epic-games-ceo-tim-sweeney-faces-backlash-after-defending-grok-ai-amid-deepfake-abuse-fears-3794984

A bunch of drunk, high people…and ICE being present, I cannot imagine what could go wrong there, lol.

It’s weird to me how everyone basically assumes the Epstein files are not getting released because Donald Diddler and friends do not want to be outed as pedophiles, when additionally Epstein managed investment accounts for the private globally wealthy and world leaders…so there are like hordes of financial crimes being covered up as well.

That Turning Point USA halftime show is going be be hilarious.

I’m just picturing random big name country star, a drunk Billy Ray Cyrus, a light up christian cross, with sparkler fireworks coming off it, being lowered down from the ceiling as the lights dim, then out walks Kid Rock and Vanilla Ice to do a country rap rendition of the TMNT - Ninja Rap proving once and for all we are in hell.

Your friend is mentally ill or an idiot, likely both.

Yeah, I’ve had to remind my friends since roughly late November of this whenever they would gasp and say a variation of, “An there is still three more years of this left”.

I bet this will totally bring down grocery prices!..

Your words are like poetry.

Yeah, it feels very disorienting honestly, like we just lived through a year in 2 weeks, heh.

“Thank you for your Nobel Prize, here is a bag of Trump steaks from 1999”

I gotta say, solid contender for most pathetic image of 2026.

Venezuelan citizen reportedly.

It’s exceptionally fucked up that the USA basically destabilized the country…annnnddd then continues to send people there. :(

I think this is the only comic Scott Adams should be remembered by. It summarizes him perfectly as a person.

Say hi to Kissinger! Oh, who am I kidding, we all know that was the first thing you did.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnJgN7BoSxU

“Hey kids, Tim Sweeney here, want to play Fortnite!?!”

I was thinking the same thing! lol.

What can’t he do?

Holy shit.

-Run for 5 minutes -Eat a vegetarian meal -Cook for himself -Read above a 6th grade level -Math -Be nice

Etc, etc, etc.

Finally got a chance to look into the Boox and wanted to say thanks for the suggestion!

Currently broke of course, but this looks like it would do everything the Ink Console would of and then some. There’s a version of Zork (all) on the Play store as well!

Both, so I will assume I am being unrealistic. :(

Are there any tablets good for old text adventures games?

There was the Ink Console coming out, but that seemingly died off.