We’re working towards Idiocracy

That is what they’re going to do … but in the meantime they’ll send a shit ton of money his way for the project.

Looks like she’s got a drinking problem

Guns n’ Roses: YOU’RE CRAZY!

You’re thinking of the Illumanti … they invented alcoholism to control society 10,000 years ago

CLEAN UP ON AISLE 10!

I hear tulips are a better investment

A leg lamp in the window … a major award

Forces them to work non-stop over a 24 hour period across the entire planet

Really neat idea … which makes you wonder as well how we would see things we found in the universe … either as radio signals or pulses of energy. All we would understand is that they were pulses or repeated patterns, when they may probably be actual information transmissions that we just don’t understand and can’t possibly comprehend until we had developed intellectually a lot more than where we are now.

My ancestors did that with these clowns for the first few hundred years and it reduced the population by 80 percent!

Choose not a life of imitation
Distant cousin to the reservation

This also keeps it safe from thrown beer bottles

You need two more limbs … and about 50 eyes

Joseph: … yeah Mary … immaculate conception … sure … I’ll be home late … gotta fill out that census … still gotta list myself as the “father”

My palace burnt down … who are you again? … and where am I?

It was already established that he is a traitor … the real traitor now is the American public … the country, its government, its leaders are to blame for the stupidity of keeping this person in power and either doing nothing or barely anything against it all.

If a democrat had done any of the stuff that this orange ape had said or done, the whole country would have stopped … but America is so dumb and beholden to this mango idiot that they won’t do anything about it all.

… but instead, Trump lives to an extremely long life and he is elected to a third term even though he isn’t supposed to but they do it any way because America is a big fat dumb idiot.