But it needs to smack.

It will definitely keep your ass woke if you don’t moderate.

#DicksOut

That fucking elastic band deserves a medal.

Rubbing one around the balloon knot is quite affective if penetration is too much for you.

The other name for the march is the “MAGA bootlickers march”.

This guy is a regular on Kill Tony, don’t fall for it.

5’11” on the left and 6’0” on the right.

My wife after a 30 minute nap. Not the hairy savage part (most times), but rather the groggy disoriented part.

That didn’t happen to this genius because he did pee pee sitting down.

Those are the folks demanding “state’s rights” while supporting invasion of states by federal troops and downplaying the 2nd amendment.

Actual quote? Genius either way!

Y es ❤️ (amor) is actually cute. PP Tiny, is actually cute too if you you’re into your lower intestines violated.

Same size hog most likely.

Better. Bigfoot math.

Impersonating an asshole is a crime now?

And did you then call yourself to say “go fuck yourself!”?

Yeah. Biting one is funny. Biting two is psychotic.

Original. Like the Creme and Onion ones.

Totally. And an occasional, “this fucking guy, bro. Asshole.”