That be great if the were paid to watch it and still asked for a refund.

I hope they both got refunds

I pulled my XB360 out this week. Like many people living in the south, we were iced in for the last 4-5 days. As a way to entertain my toddler I pulled out the 360 and Kinect to play fruit ninja. He loved playing it and even beat my high score from the last time I played it back in 2015

Leans into to car to try to stop it.

When you’re peeing and you finish peeing, so you put it away and then you pee a little more in your pants

Who is that? I to want to avoid her videos.

Just follow the unexploited oil reserves

I got caught playing hooky from school to be on the radio for an unapproved fundraiser, my house league hockey won the district championship and needed to raise money for the State tournament. The day I played hooky was a a day where the school would be outside for an activity, listening to the radio… station I was on.

Needless to say I was called to office to explain myself and scolded. Told them I didn’t care and a better use of my time. I received a 0 for any activities and homework that day, there was none, and an after school detention which the admin let me leave early so I could make hockey practice.

I don t understand how anyone sees it as a “strong man”. My 4yr old doesn’t whine/complain this much when I get him to take a courtsey bite of veggies

To try and seem not as incompetent as they are. He was supposed to be on suicide watch

It will literally have a bridge to nowhere

While I agree generally with this statement, after due process. Let proof be ajudicated in a court of law

This quote is misleading/incomplete, “her street girl persona is about as real her nails and my ability to satisfy the family couch”

The only people I show anything to is:

1. Significant Other. If they want to touch me and I want it. Its ok

2. Doctor. Generally im there for them to look at things or in things. They may need a flash light but its bc I have an issue with that area. Physicals occasionally require 2 fingers and a cough or 2

3. Prove a “me job” is not possible

Is that a Chithulhu or a Cthicken?

The name Brice would be up there too

I thought it once but reared it still too soon

Can’t wait for the “Remember when I threw and Ax and completely missed the target and injured a drummer” distraction

Boom Roasted