It’s one of my favorite movies to come out in recent years.

The sketchiest bill I’ve ever received was from an ER visit. Their website looked so fake that I looked up their phone number and called them directly to figure it out.

Y’all are getting pizza parties?

I’ve been meeting up with a woman who is into CNC. She hasn’t seen my face, but I’ve filled her in her backyard and in a hotel room after tying her up on the floor and leaving a magic wand in her for an hour.

(Yes, we’ve shared recent STI results)

I don’t think it’s more racist, but I definitely don’t like the idea that it was called marijuana to create a negative connotation with Latin Americans, but now that public opinion is coming around on it, people no longer want to associate it with the Latin American name.

I definitely agree. I will say that when you eventually are able to make that threesome happen, ask nicely for a double blowjob. It is the hottest thing there is.

Homage to Catalonia by George Orwell would also be a good read for someone looking favorably on the Soviets during the Spanish Civil War.

Winning is kind of his only chance to avoid the consequences for a lifetime of breaking the rules.

Republicans really aren’t fans of letting people make their own choices. You could even say that they aren’t pro-choice.

I spend way too long looking at it during concerts! They have it set up to look like clouds of smoke coming from the stage.