Trying to cover up his past failure with x.com I see.

I’m aware of this, but I’d love a way to only browse specific other instances as if local. That way you could narrow your browsing to a topic if an instance is specifically for that topic. For example if there was an instance just for gaming, another just for sports etc. you could switch between different topics and narrow your browsing to only show communities for that instance’s topic, depending what you’re in the mood for and to discover new communities.

It seems like instances focused on certain topics are a logical way for the fediverse to work.

I don’t even want to know the answer because it’ll be less entertaining than lemmy’s collective imagination.

As for the question: I think your biggest problem is going to be inducing a proper clearout shortly before you go on your trip. Maybe laxatives?

Edit: I just realized, is the reason you don’t want to go despite having toiles available stuff like hemorrhoids or an anal fissure? Because if so, there are creams for that my friend.