Better than penis fungus

You do now.

They fix/replace them when that happens. 😔

Another fun fact is that once a star is there it’s there - no mechanism to get it removed.

You got cat-fished!

Anyone else concerned this is giving Donnie ideas?

I’m sure it’s part of the plan but right now I’m more focused on the American resistance.

If we name it after him will he stop starting more? Or would that just encourage him?

Easy fix: tax churches

Of course they will. Our Orange Shitpile Russian President only helps his Mother Russia second to himself.

Now that he’s done protecting us from hurricanes Noem needs some other BS to use to try and save her job.

In an unfortunate naming coincidence, every single time I see something about the Bondi gunmen I get briefly excited before realizing “Nope, not that Bondi.”

You’re saying the Justice Department is just bringing unfounded, trumped-up charges to try and get involved? No way!

Sarah Connor?

Never sister-in-law by law, just blood.

Corn me up, snake

Morpheus, that you?

Debian and nano?

Welp, now I’m gonna spend the rest of Thanksgiving break ska-ifying theme songs.

We never should’ve humored these idiots for this long. Now the only way to fix it is exceptionally bloody - ALL other solutions are only temporary at best.