His house has nipples?

Is his name Max Rockatansky? If so he’ll be fine.

Mandela effect joke slips on banana peel, dies.

Mandela died in jail. So…

Do I? Do I?

Oh boy.

Those people don’t have the time for all the remedial classes they need to take.

Bacon that doesn’t break in several places when you bite into it?

That’s only in movies.

They also remove the responsibility of paying residuals.

Either way at it, they fuck the public twice.

Isn’t business great!

Let’s add Cheers to this list.

Rag name oddly appropriate here.

I grew up in the middle of nowhere USA, in a place where my nearest neighbor was a mile away.

Will images like this ever not give me massive anxiety?

/golfclap

Amazing.

All we were good for was being silent consumers and producers.

Use the debt’s gravity well to slingshot into the stratosphere!

Some say he’s still flipping pages.

https://youtu.be/GM-znjDGubE?si=lmjnCFRbiAulcXwb

He was pretty awesome in every role.

The Batman Behind was elevated by his performance.

This.

People are inherently irresponsible. Dog owners, not all but many, simply think having the animal makes it a pet.

Call that motherfucker out on his irresponsible behavior not tending his own animal.

Read all the text at once. It’s writing a song.

Use them as envelopes for letters.

This!

My friend group would have thrived from something like that.

But our parents were always afraid of what we’d get up to in this very non-conceptual way, so instead we stayed close to home. And drank.