I love that band

Like what do they expect the answer to be?

“Must remain in seats for entirety of film”

I can’t believe someone would see this and go “Hahaha, man, Chili’s DOES sound good” and then go to Chili’s.

I have to imagine the vast majority of people see this, have a lil chuckle, maybe toss it an upvote, and continue on with their day. Or just ignore it all together

About as convincing as barging into a room and shouting “No, I did NOT shit my pants!”

Pretty much everyone in the GOP is that type. It’s basically a prerequisite to be that selfish

Look, I know in a vacuum it’s not a good thing to do. But with the way he tries to project himself as strong and powerful, this sort of thing undermines him and almost certainly frustrates him and drives him crazy. That’s one of the best ways to deal with narcissists, fascists, etc., by showing them that we know they aren’t actually big and tough. It’s absolutely petty, schoolyard bullshit, but unfortunately that’s just as far as he ever matured.

Anyone who just happens to be short, but isn’t running around cosplaying as a big strong Nazi shit, should know that there’s actually nothing wrong with being short, and it isn’t an attack on them

The cowardly ICE agents would run away crying? They only project strength so much because they’re weak.

If you’re referring to “but that will give them an excuse to escalate!”, don’t bother. They’re already taking away our rights and killing innocent people, and if they feel like escalating further, they will. They don’t actually need an excuse, they’ll just make one up

swing too far and hit them from behind.

Jokes on us, they’re secretly into that shit

Spreading bullshit online on a brand new account

So while we wait for them to manufacture that, we let them keep murdering us? Fuck outta here.

Most bullies are cowards who will retreat when their victim fights back. You see most of those ICE shitstains scatter like roaches when the shots rang out? They’re cowards, 95% of them

If you’re “not taking sides” when one side consists of fascists and nazis, you have taken a side

Gonna paint your wagon

Gonna paint it fiiine

Gonna use oil-based paint

Cause the wood is pīíîine

They want to have an excuse to declare martial law and start shooting randomly

This shit drives me absolutely insane.

They don’t need an excuse

They’re going to do it anyway, so people need to fucking defend themselves however they can. Stop spouting this horseshit

A standing awaytion

Sparkling shakedown

🌎🧑‍🚀🔫🧑‍🚀

All I know is the first time I heard it was back in 2007 when I was in USMC boot camp, and one of the drill instructors said to one of the struggling recruits, “You’re just a poor little SpaghettiO, lost in the sauce” and I had to hold back that special kind of maniacal laughter that comes from being sleep deprived to avoid shifting that drill instructor’s focus in my direction.

I’ve loved that saying ever since

You’ll never guess which horses have wieners