Sausage.

“I never thought the leopards would eat my face”

What are you talking about? I see that motherfucker in the mirror every day.

Funny, so have I…

Rep. Anna Paulina Luna (R-Fla.) said during a Wednesday podcast episode with Joe Rogan that lawmakers have seen evidence of “interdimensional beings.”

“I think that they can actually operate through the time spaces that we currently have,” Luna said during the podcast.

“And that’s not something that I came up with on my own. That’s based on stuff that we’ve seen. That’s based on information that we’ve been told,” she added.

Didn’t think I’d see Lamb Chop today.

Anya: What would I have to do?
D’Hoffryn: What you do best. Help wronged women punish evil men.
Anya: Vengeance.
D’Hoffryn: But only to those who deserve it.
Anya: They all deserve it.
D’Hoffryn: Well, that’s where I was goin’ with that, yeah.

I love that millennials and Zoomers are like this. I don’t need to have the phone call but I do need the answer now. So I tell them: “Don’t make me call you…”

Usually get a suitable text answer within five minutes.