We are all Katee Sackhoff on this blessed day!

Pussies don’t like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything.

Ted Cruz is the seventh dildo

They are against his picks but I don’t think for the reason you think…

Enemy pie?

It was irresponsible of them to sell it so cheaply

Stop breaking the law, asshole!

That doesn’t look great

I tried a Delta 8 gummy once, very pleasant mild high. I also tried a Delta 9 gummy and that stuff is crazy and not enjoyable.

He’s just a terrific healer. Like a more orange Wolverine.

Oh Terry… What have you become?

According to South Park the movie, Windows 98

Good or bad, no one is going to beat Trump except Biden. I’ll take the last 4 years we’ve had, where he’s had times that he seems out if it, but the country is doing a lot better and doesn’t seem like we are at each other’s throats. If he dies the day before election, I’ll vote for his corpse.

More than half of us have had enough. I’m not sure what’s wrong about the others…

I declare an official act of presidency!

I’d estimate it’s between 3-10 bananas, depending on the size of the bananas.

If I’m not mistaken, Biden could add seats if he wanted to, so could any president. I think no one wants to do it because then the other party would add more as well.

One hit wonder to be means one song. One album hit wonders? Second Boston though! That first album is their greatest hits.

Dude, the corporations pinky sweared that they totally did it. What more could you ask for?

It shouldn’t be on the hot dog but IN the hot dog. Ketchup stuffed hot dogs.