White Pope robes? Don’t you know how to wear respectful clothing?

Apparently, it isn’t normal to just space out during a test. Yeah, I went through K-12, undergrad, and grad school with an undiagnosed learning disability. This was only one of the symptoms…

That was literally my first thought, too. This is not some random African country that threw off its oppressors after WWII. This is *South Africa, where the oppressors held on until the 1990s. Here’s a leader from a country whose racial reconciliation we still haven’t come close to replicating, and President Musk Trump thinks the country is too unfair to white people.

But her emails!!!

The Tesla (sorry, Tesler) ad copy the president read in the White House driveway didn’t give it away? This administration can be bought without any strings attached

IIRC there are only 2 states that don’t abide by Daylight Saving Time: Arizona & Hawaii

I went to an Indian place once and asked the waiter to make my food spicy. It was kinda medium-spicy, and when the waiter asked if it was spicy enough, I–stupid white boy I am–said no. He took the dish back to the kitchen. He returned a little later with the chef. They both watched me take a bite and regret my decision. Through the tears, I told them the Spice was just right. They laughed.

Staying with her even though she was abusive. Having kids with her. Then finally getting up the courage to get myself out but not being able to take the kids with me.

Clue. One of Tim Curry’s finest performances. Madeline Kahn’s, too.

Joke’s on you. I’m in dark mode all the time.

It has a 49% audience score on Rotten Tomatoes, so about half of people seem to agree with you.

As a stand-alone film, it is probably fine. As an entry in the Ghostbusters franchise, I did not enjoy the film.

Independence Day. Just run away, alien dudes! The xenophobia isn’t worth it!

There’s a subreddit called “Watch it for the plot,” but the plot refers to the woman’s … huge tracts of land.

Woody Allen? Are you on Lemmy now?

Wow. A 30 year old AIDS joke? On my Lemmy?

Good. Can you either delete the kid in the middle or make the random ponytail attach correctly to the kid in the foreground?

Technically, this is the summary of the original trilogy, too. He finally calms down at the end of RotJ

Boooo! Hisss! It’s chill and mellow. I think it is a great counterpoint on the album!

That was funnier than it should have been

“Sir this is a Wendy’s Taco Bell”