Ubuntu, because I’m fine with something that “just works”

Friendship ended with Mastodon

My new best friend is Bluesky

I used to do this a lot as a kid

Reptiles love heat, and will outlive most species in the impending climate disaster, the alligators of the American South are benefitting from climate change rn

Reminds me of what the hoverboard craze of the mid-10s resulted in, products with a bunch of shoddily-assembled components that turn the batteries into bombs making it onto store shelves faster than the new thing powered by said batteries can get new safety guidelines released for it

Utah? (I hear they’ve started doing that for all sites that are known to be more than 30% porn)

Or pornhub, known for its nice, civil comments that, unlike youtube’s, don’t degrade the stars, impersonate them in “call me on telegram for a giveaway!!1” bot scams or screech very imaginative Russian compliments at people with their caps lock keys for putting 2 colors in one’s pfp- because it’s 18+ so no 13-yo’s allowed.

And more and more ooh-la-la creators are discovering lemmy’s adult instance

As a 5’11 guy you’ve just made my day

Mmmm, need to feed my ketamine addiction I do! Or run over you with this 2001 Honda Civic I must!

I can hear this image. I know that laugh…

That Napoleon was short

Not all of them. According to them the MC creators George and Dreamwastaken are 100% gay and secretly fucking (yes some really are so depraved they actually ship IRL people- though those two, like complete fools, are fine with it while one of their friends who started out when he was under 18 had to constantly remind them he was a kid!)

I mean as a bi male I like gay and lesbian ships, but not when you set things up so you almost have a bunch of entirely-new, fan-made canons where all the prevailing ships between any 2 legally-fuckable characters are just the same forced and low-effort homosexual ships spammed constantly.

And many of them don’t even remotely fit, as they have this weird obsession with forcing 2 sworn enemies together- like Drarry (Draco/Harry) in HP, Rusame (Russia/America in countryhumans), or even Steve/Herobrine in Minecraft, where nothing seems to even reproduce using sex (the babies immediately appear out of thin air and incest has no genetic consequences)

Baby Yoda is so adorable I CAN’T

No wonder everything on the hivemind-that-must-not-be-named sounds and feels like it’s being regurgitated by the same people, from the low-effort memes to the armchair city planners, atheist circlejerks and very enlightened political/economic views.

And as for terraforming Mars, all we have to do is do what we’re doing here: Warm it with CO2 emissions. All it takes is a little atmospheric thickening to vaporize its glaciers of dry ice and already spawn a few surface brine lakes using its existing water table (the underground hypersaline ice partially melts each summer), then just get a bunch of comets to burn up in its atmosphere for the oceans and put an artificial magnetic field at its Lagrange point and turn all that atmospheric CO2 into oxygen with giant vats of cyanobacteria (which are what naturally terraformed Earth billions of years ago)

And we can terraform Venus using future tech we might develop to reverse climate change here, like giant orbital parasols, reflective dust and carbon capture

I was at first excited when he talked about Mars, but now that I know he can’t even run a social media platform I definitely wouldn’t wanna trust him with my life

I did this a few times!

I agree, many of them appear to be edgy script kiddies upset that people don’t wanna use their precious reddit anymore

I just re-created one of my favorite subreddits on sopuli.xyz, using my alt account on that instance as the mod account.