Why would I make two profiles and when do I post which image to which platform?

When? Anytime you want.

Why: Because they have different databases they access, it’s the same reason you cant log into Lemmy.world with a sh.itjust.works account.

More pipe.

The longer you stare the more questions you ask yourself.

Called Incontinentia.

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And that’s why I’m not allowed anywhere near the back dock unattended.

Ceasfire for who? Like there’s shitloads of wars going on around the world right now, not just the 2 hip ones.

Yep I needed this exact video exactly right now. Can’t stop giggling at it.

They don’t because it says in like the first 30seconds that it trained an ai to write in his style and one to do the voice in his style, it’s an ai impersonation of a modern Carlin set.

I’m not saying it’s correct to do it, but I don’t like people falsely claiming they’re trying to trick people into thinking it’s real or something, when if you listen to only the intro, you’ll understand.

Mine can’t stand them.

My voicemail is just me going “BRRRRRRRKZM” or some sort of screaming distorted gibberish

Found feels like a stretch, seems like NY cats have worked out that those poles are a taxi service just for them, so they just look for their pole and wait till their chauffeur to arrive.

when we allowed a select few members of the general public to trial driving with our Intuitive human avatar, we noticed an alarming rise in broken dash screens.

Over 79% of participants noted: If it wasn’t for that smug fucking assistant I would buy it, but if I have to look at that god damn fucking smug face one more time! *participant went into rage filled rant, destroying the interview room*

That image of David Cameron looks like he’s just walked in on you opening a tin that has all his dirty secrets insde and he’s fearful of being outed while being completely and utterly turned on by it.

I quite like them, haven’t burnt myself when smoking a bong in a long time.

Don’t forget those silent letters who completely fuck everything up when you’re trying to learn the word.

First week of 2024 and I had to put my dog of 15 years down, 2024 can fuck right off already, I’m done with it.

I really hope that back end is the charging port and you get to park you car like one of those toy cars that you you ‘charge’ up and fire across the room.