What the EFF

Step 1: Collect short phrases capturing the dumbest and most heinous things he’s done, and manufacture rubber stamps with said phrases.

Step 2:?

Step 3: Profit!

This is a premature April Fool’s joke, right?

RTFA

Why use WhatsApp instead of Signal? I don’t go near WhatsApp because of Meta, so I genuinely know very little about it.

And let’s not forget about playing long-covid roulette every time you get infected!

More like Faux News

I do know that if our servers lose power in the CMOS battery is dead and then they will internally destroy themselves and never function again. This is to prevent piracy I assume.

Holy shit, DRM needs to fuck off and die.

The word they’re looking for is “shitnami”.

Motherfuckers moving digits around hoping nobody will notice.

440 -> 400? Nah, too obvious.

440 -> 404? Greasy, let’s do that!

CHEESE IS NICE!

Google does have a bad habit of pruning things…

Better yet, let’s call it “arrchiving”!

He’s done a good job of decorating the tree with a bunch of mutilated reindeer.

I’ve heard that you can’t easily search your entire email history with Proton mail. Have you found this to be an issue?

Nah, it’s orange, so it’s probably not thinking at all.

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There’s no cleaning that shit up.

What am I even looking at? The site doesn’t give any context for their products. Do these plug into old consoles?

WHY ALL THE YELLING?

Laughs in Firefox