…if that’s true I’m gonna go talk to my boss. We need a CNC.

There is no world in which that machine is under a million dollars.

Depends, am I in a women’s only clothing store holding their bags while I’m left alone and trying not to make eye contact with strangers? And then when I want to check out a store that only has things I like I’m told they don’t want to go?

Or are we shopping in a store or place where there are things for both of us and we can talk to each other about what we’re doing?

Bruh those are all anxiety.

Luckily, one of those is the government that just requested the fine…

Planning things out ahead of time and keeping myself too busy to spiral.

Of course it has to be a stew, what are you some kind of sociopath who gives blinding soup to kids?

My first thought was good, he deserves it.

My second thought was what is a church drag event?

These people and whoever organized this needs to be be tried in the Hague. This is straight up a war crime.

It’s like the super nice teacher with the permanent lewd smile from Saiki K.

People tend to assign a good side and a bad side to conflicts. Because the IDF is essentially committing genocide to attack Hamas, people who don’t know much about Hamas are labeling Hamas the good side.

In reality Hamas and the IDF are both pretty monstrous and civilians are suffering as a result of both their actions, but since “Palestinian civilian” isn’t a fun team name they get lumped in with Hamas by ignorant people -_-

It’s so funny I got sad, and I’m not sure that even makes sense to say.

The movie is just people LARPing LOTR

Well shit, our home ec just had us learn to sew and make really shitty pretzels.

Okay but does the music have to be from a recorder? The sound makes me bleed from the eyes.

It’s not that dangerous, I only get stabbed once, maybe twice, when I get groceries, and usually they don’t even nick an organ.

I think Dave just became an old man with set opinions earlier than he was supposed to.

He has similar energy to a not-quite-racist-but-certainly-off-color grandpa.

I was so confused in 2016 by everyone who was excited for Trump, and I didn’t quite get why.

Now those same people feel a lot more comfortable saying horrible opinions in public and I’m like oh, that was why.

Yeah, the get over it in this context is more of… an attempt? At empathy. Instead of “we have to get over it” it should have been something like “we will get through this”.

He’s said worse things though.

That was Roy, not Moss.