Dark chocolate sold separately, my friend.
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The last person that asked me to explain the Fediverse got a long rant about America and Stephen Strange being chased by a demon. So, let’s talk about you instead. How are you doing?
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To whom it may concern:
Please be advised that your meme will be slathered with creamy peanut butter and drizzled with melted chocolate. Afterwards, you may immediately go and pound sand.
Should you decide to spread this misinformation further, we will be forced to place a bounty on you. When you are captured, you will be taken to Hershey Park and doused with Hershey’s chocolate syrup in front of many peanut butter & chocolate lovers.
For good measure, the public will be armed with crunchy peanut butter balls dipped in milk chocolate if you attempt to escape (dark chocolate covered peanut butter balls sold separately).
Sincerely,
The American Committee for Chocolate & Peanut Butter Advancement
and
The Reese’s Foundation
Childhood.
Hi, car gal here with other car gal friends. My uncle (mechanic) was my main babysitter when I was a kid. I used to watch him overhaul a clutch as he said each procedure out loud to see if I was paying attention and encouraged me to ask questions.
He would take me and my cousins to car shows, tire shops and car dealerships (when they’re closed). We learned to appreciate different types of vehicles and languages from him; it’s kinda hard to read a manual if you don’t know German.Also, my uncle kept plenty of Legos and Matchbox cars in his shop for us to play with – they were my favorite toys.
Then one day, I discovered boys.
Oil changes and smelling like Lava soap with a hint of sweat weren’t my thing anymore. My first purchase was with my first boyfriend, we bought a beat up old boat for $500.
Today, I still prefer cars with the best turning radius. I will never underestimate an I4 or choose a V6 over it without careful consideration; I do love being behind the wheel of an I6. Some people will pay an extra $4,000 for Vrooom (PSE system) while others like me would rather spend the money on Kevlar tires and strict scheduled maintenance.
Different strokes for different folks – that’s what personalization is about.
Hello 👋 Butters!
14·4 months agoCiao gattino!
2·4 months agoThank you, my friend!
Hi there!
You seem to be in the loop; is there an alternative to Uplifting News?
Subscribed, thank you.
Glad to have an alternative because the past few weeks, the majority of my feed are the same articles cross-posted multiple times in different communities.
Everyday there’s a new account that’s two hours old with more than 300 posts repeatedly cross-posting. Whoever it is gets banned immediately anyway (kudos to the mod team) but it’s exhausting. Thanks again.
3·4 months agoyeah! OP should definitely crosspost it there!
3·4 months agodeleted by creator
3·4 months agoFantabulous! Please remind me when election is so I can vote for you. 🫡
2·5 months agolmao! i love it!
hi Bandit 👋 nice teef!
Yes, please tell my bank and doctors’ office. Thank you.
Yes, you’re absolutely right (completely forgot about that). I do appreciate that the dev is responsive to users’ requests and concerns.
I’ve been very happy with Blorp. It supports Lemmy and PieFed.
i’ll be over in a few minutes with whino
Didn’t want to say anything and jinx it but Blorp has been working perfectly for me. I’ve recommended it to my friends who complain about their app/client constantly refreshing.