Silence is violets

I shit post all the time and am not yet a CEO billionaire. You’ve been debunked.

Their cumming what?

Oklahoma where the furries come yiffing down the planes

I feel you, I had to put my wife of 15 years down as well

Properly cross

Since it’s one or the other, we can assume the objective value of the red pill is $10mil. So, you take the blue pill and use that $10mil to make another $10mil and then you buy the red pill and save it until you’re about to die in a boss battle.

Instructions unclear, I am pregernate

So you’re saying we should print out this post and send it to the government

And there are only 2000 fluent speakers of Hawaiian, let’s go colonialism!

‘Okina only precede vowels and I think you’re confused about pahoahoa, it’s pahoehoe. Good job on a‘a, though!

Ahoy matey

Only if you can guarantee the rectal spotting

This just in: Obese Man perpetually on the couch isn’t going to finish the marathon, experts say.

15 of 24, just throw me into the fires of Mt. Doom

Source: We were all kids once, “pkshhhhh, woom woom”

Yeah, I can hardly see the porn under all that text

Keep your links, I’m going back to askjeeves

Is it though? Technically, they can drink the water, but nobody said it would be a good experience to do so

Me either :-)