79% of Americans believe in some imaginary sky friends.

“If there is a massive overhaul, I would like to use this once in a century event to enact minimal changes that will help to keep the capitalist system in place.”

L take.

Um no mate?

Euro is short for Europe, not for the EU.

hit the gym, get a divorce

They’re stepping up testing of biological weapons?

Sorry I’m not into art house

Probably one of the greatest cinematic masterpieces.

Oh yeah, well you’re hypothetically correct.

Arrest that wall! It’s on drugs.

This is such a niche reference.

People probably thinks it’s Engrish rather than an Englishman who trips over his own words all the time.

You have that tool, it’s called finding or hosting your own instance.

Dishes evolve, the name stays.

It’s not NoCheeseanara but you’ve put cheese in it, so your analogy is bad. If you said you were going to do a bbq and bought chicken Instead of beef that would be fine.

Abel Gonzales Jr., also known as “Fried Jesus”, of Dallas, Texas, invented deep-fried butter

That is the most American sentence I will read all year.

How to buy a media cycle.

Did not see it at all.

Another commented Rick Astley and I can see that now.

Italians and food are the worst. Let people enjoy what they want and stop acting like you’re top shit.

I don’t get it?

How do you get your feet on your head?