Its just McDonald’s wrappers and old fries.

Don’t threaten me with a good time.

If that elvis impersonator can do "Blue Christmas ", its a win.

“But who prays for Satan? Who in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most, our one fellow and brother who most needed a friend yet had not a single one, the one sinner among us all who had the highest and clearest right to every Christian’s daily and nightly prayers, for the plain and unassailable reason that his was the first and greatest need, he being among sinners the supremest?” ― Mark Twain

Fuck yeah, bro! Its grape flavored!

She spins, like a top.

I removed mine and added a usb /usb-c plug. Its not like I was using it for anything else.

I passed one of restaurants last week, they changed it from trump burger to president burger.

She’s a spinner.

https://youtu.be/pG-y_IMzlaA

I still pronounce it as Eeeh Eeeh Uu Uu. Its just fun to say.

Batman checks his phone: “Fuck.”

Hey, don’t bring the devil into this, he doesn’t deserve that smoke.

Wait? Does this mean archnophobes want to fuck spiders?

It’s not that bad. But, really quick, how many droves in a fuckton?

Liquor stores always have boxes.

Get in the god damn robot, shingi, er…Kitty!

The pizza goblin?

The waiter: “Open your mouth.”