Young people in 2036: These old VHS tapes are really cool!
Everybody else: No they aren’t. Put that down.
Young people in 2036: These old VHS tapes are really cool!
Everybody else: No they aren’t. Put that down.


Detained all those Hispanic Mice.
We must look really slow to them, like sloths.
It’s terrible that she slept her way to the top, and deprived all those Nepo-Babies of those jobs.


I used to go out for the day, and hit someplace for lunch. Now I eat lunch at home, and then go out. It’s not even that fast food is so expensive, it’s not even close to good any more.


Nah, just replace them with AI.


The last corporate job I had before going into business myself, was as a sales manager for a Fortune 100 company.
It was very common at the end of a quarter to have to call around to wholesale customers, and beg them to take a pallette of some poorly selling sku, telling them “Don’t even unwrap it. Just stick it in a corner of the warehouse, and when the quarter turns, I’ll authorize a return of the inventory, and give you a discount on something else to make up for the trouble.”
Did it all the time.
Their ego was flying high, having choices, only to come crashing down when one was relieved to get rid of her, LOL. Now she’ll go on her “opportunity” date, and be all sullen and pouty, and ruin that one, too.
Hilarious.
Born male.


There is no Free Market, that’s just a myth they tell us to allow them to do whatever they want. They don’t really want a true Free Market because it leads to Luigis.


I’ve taken three polygraphs in my life, and I lied on all three. Not only did the polygrapher not catch the lies, all three accused me of lying about things I had been truthful about. By the third one, I was just fucking with the guy. I figured I didn’t owe him any respect, he knows what he does is a scam.
I’d never take a polygraph if my freedom was on the line.


“The poor get all the breaks!”


Let’s change that.


He’s really not going to like “Eat The Rich.”
If this is real, that prof is got some splainin to do.


The MAGA comedy act of Schmuck & Jeffries has been on the stage far too long. It’s finally time for them to get the hook.


In my area it was $2.74 on the day the bombing started. It was $4.59 yesterday.


The only problem with his prediction is that as the 10% of human work increases, most of the increased work will also be done by AI, so all humans are doing is getting all the work breaking rocks, as AI handles any interesting stuff that pops up.


MAGAs are cowards at their core, afraid of EVERYTHING, and they always vote for a tough guy to protect them. He doesn’t really have to be a tough guy, they can be weak-ass loser like Bush or Trump, but the MAGAs are such simpering cowards that they think that’s what a tough guy looks and sounds like.
Meanwhile, EVERYBODY else knows he would go down hard with the first punch, tuck into the fetal position and cry. When he goes down, kick him in the ass real hard. Make him blurt out a pathetic painful yelp.
You could sneak onto the island somehow, that shouldn’t be much of a problem.
But integrating with their society? They will out you in literally seconds, the first time you spoke. If they didn’t recognize you as an outsider on sight, they’d recognize from your voice, accent, speech, pronunciation, vocabulary, grammar, syntax, etc. that you were a phony before you finished your first sentence.