What would actually help would be making those outside the US aware how fucked up this whole situation is, rather than nitpicking over what word you think we should use when referring to them.

Prince William was her son. Monarchies are inbred, sure, but not Alabama inbred.

But all the data is on IA’s servers. In the event their servers go down for good, that’s it. There’s no way to self host parts of the Archive fediverse style.

That screen appears when booting a game, not the console itself.

It’s ingredient neutral then.

Semi-related, in Burnout 3 someone misheard and muted the word ‘stuck’ in Chronic Future’s Time and Time Again. It will always be funny.

Ah yes I often use the Minecraft launcher to buy the latest AAA titles

Wefwef and Voyager are the same app, they renamed it.

Talking to the mirror while you desperately try to hold back your tears

Stephen Merchant

Ever since I saw this XKCD I’ve called it Squill

You are evil. I love you.

This is my first time hearing of xeyes… if those started appearing all over my screen I’d probably freak out too.

I’ve seen a small bit masking tape works best for the optical sensor prank. You could probably feel a whole post it dragging on the bottom of the mouse.

I guess if the mouse is wireless you could take the dongle out and put it back inside the mouse, too.

I don’t think so, I’ve swapped motherboards several times since and the license has remained.

I used to borrow Windows keys off the old PCs in my office’s e-waste pile, my best guess is it’s one of those keys that’s somehow still activating each time I reinstall.

I have never once paid for Windows, yet at some point a digital license showed up on my Microsoft account and I’ve never gotten an Activate Windows prompt on any of my subsequent Windows installations.