I typically just make them myself

Niagra is the bees knees

… You can just change it from the bottom right tray? I run KDE Neon now, but used to run kubuntu. That’s just a standard feature of KDE, and I think gnome too. I didn’t even know there was a way to do it via terminal.

*** clap track, wilhelm scream, applause, slide whistle***

Your body, your choice

How can I make my comments unreadable while also trying to make myself feel smart?

Just use this dumbass letter that hasn’t been part of English for a couple hundred years.

Fucking thorn people.

Do we still have those after last year?

As a cis man, I feel like I would notice if I became pregnant pretty quickly.

What about a pot of coffee with a sheet of LSD mixed into it? Surely the therapeutic effects must work wonders

Thanks! Hanging in there!

I think it’s a lovely spoon

And it’s only a WD blue. Absolutely absurd.

Just keep going. I’ve struggled with my depression for 15 years, and the main thing I’ve learned is that there is no magic bullet. The only way out is through. Do what you have to do to keep your life together, and eventually you’ll find direction again.

Print it in 72pt font, roll that paper up, then shove it up your ass. Film it, sell it on only fans for $0.01.

If you can’t afford an air tag, a sufficiently large rock will suffice.

So that’s going to be accepted as a defence when someone “oopsies” an ice agent, right?

Didn’t they have to pull a botched update like last week?

“yeah bro, it’ll happen bro. Trust me bro. Bro. It’ll happen.”

In a world where AI fervor is already tanking the cost of labor, I doubt you could even measure the impact of immigrants.

I have my doubts that the dude whose cunning plan was “chuck some shit at her during a town hall” had the wherewithal to get his hands on glacial acetic acid.

If the goal was disfigurement and he had the requisite knowledge to understand chem enough to use a pure acid, acetic would be a shitty choice over just buying drain cleaner. Sulfuric is way better at breaking down organic matter than acetic.