He left a hole in her heart

Thanks very much, I can’t believe I didn’t think of this - I think I was just so frazzled by the alarms blaring my brain couldn’t think properly. I’ll be lifting up the floor for a look tomorrow!

Thanks very much, looks like tomorrow will herald my inauguration into carpet lifting!

So Linux has been dominating the server space since before it existed? Cool!

There is a wrong way to be right about something, and this comment is a great example of that.

Um, no you don’t. I mean you can do it that way if you want I suppose, but you can just use the good ol’ decline button too (repeatedly, on various screens, with your network cable unplugged. Fuck Windows)

it won’t install the OS without making you create a Microsoft account

I’m not pro-Windows by any means, but this simply isn’t true.

Never let facts get in the way of a good joke.

The whalers are a bit annoying though

YouTube ad revenue is a pittance. If you want to actually support creators, send them money directly.

The OP’s screenshots would suggest otherwise.

(You’ve gotta feel sorry for the “challenging” mail server this guy administers, yeeesh)

Shame having your own mail server didn’t teach you the difference between emails and text messages.

Wait til they find out about dihydrogen monoxide AKA the drink that 100% of people have and eventually die

Hey just so you know - those combination key locks take mere seconds to brute force. I’d recommend not using it if you have anything of value - even tools - inside.

Science!

Yeah actually, stuff what I said - you’re totally right.

It seems to be mostly not-quite-incels, or angry teens.

Or both.

Or just lift it all and install it again but actually lock the planks together this time.

Thank you, I feel like an ass

Idgi