Oh, that’s me. Sorry, I’m just feeling a bit crabby this morning.

It’s never crawled out of the fridge and come to wake you up for feeding at 5:00 a.m.?

So I no longer have to hire a sourdough sitter and give them a house key?

“Now with extra cancer!”

That white one looks like a cone coffee filter.

Didn’t someone do this with vampires a few years back? Pride And Prejudice And Vampires comes to mind.

Part of some kind of animal trap perhaps?

Well, I know that flat faced breeds like Persians often have tear duct surgery. Dyson is a regular domestic short hair, but he has a chronically weepy left eye. The vet thinks he may have once had an infection that left it plugged with scar tissue.

Yeah, this is why I rarely go on Facebook any more. The astounding stupidity on public display by some people is too depressing.

That’s me the entire month of December.

Ha ha, he is far from “good”. After a lifetime of easy cats, the universe decided to send me a difficult one.

The medieval version.

https://youtu.be/drDs-Y5DNH8

I saw a documentary about Versailles once that explained how much it stank, because sometimes people wouldn’t even bother to search for a chamber pot.

I would buy reproductions of these, absolutely.

What a little sweetheart. I love tabbies.

Also cougars. It’s the Dining Cougar effect.

Low mileage!

Too small, unfortunately.

My new family crest.

Update: the toy arrived today. One cat is fascinated by it but won’t get down off her chair to get close to it, the other seems afraid of it.

On the plus side, it’s good for getting into tight spaces that the vacuum cleaner won’t reach to pull out dust bunnies. Just have to teach it to stop saying “EXTERMINAAAATE” in cat language.