He looks qualified to own be a car wash.
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Cake day: October 13th, 2023
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Only the shadow knows…
This concept could be an entire Lemmy community.
Chunk: And this I’ve time, I mixed up a batch of fake barf, snuck up to the balcony at the theater, and made a noise like “huuuuh, huuuuh” and dumped it over the side.
Fratelli: I think I’m beginning to like this kid, ma.
It’s only fitting considering that avocado means “testicle tree.”
Where’s the number for gimp mask and tutu?
4·11 months agoRoussev was spying on the US as Dr. Jan Itor for a while.
4·11 months agoNail gun lobotomy? Or maybe that was my band name in the 00’s. I don’t remember for some reason.
I’ll call it Windows 11.
3·11 months agoIf you fry it do you falafel?
That’s a mom that knows that they’re ALL much cuter when they’re alseep.
Stomp: “I’ll have a rum . . . . And coke.”
Bartender: “why the pause?”
Stomp: “Dunno, I’ve always had them.”
17·1 year agoCongress and the judicial branch have fast tracked themselves on a course to redundancy for the past 85 days.
112·1 year agoRaw irritated penis
I can tell when the batteries on my cordless mouse have died. There’s a strange feeling of resistance when the mouse is active, but when it’s dead, nothing.
98·1 year agoI’ve been saying this for months. How long until 47 “has a stroke.”
Jesus is always on the job site by 730 with his tools and a smile on his face.
You have a baby.
In Mos Eisley cantina.