When you don’t want to see the Doctor or send him away. When you want the Doctor on permanent standby.
Tell the Doctor to maintain Yellow Alert.
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Schrödinger’s diet.
Why would you smoke an apple!?
People used to make weed pipes out of em
EDIT: they still do but they used to, too
That’s what I thought the picture was at first.
The apple is completely uneaten, which proves the common interpretation of the way it must be applied was wrong the whole time. An apple a day (holding it in your hand suffices, can probably be eaten as well) keeps the doctor away.
if i can peg the doctor with the apple they’re too close
The doctor has become super heated plasma being caught between two infinite forces.
