I don’t entirely believe you

This is either a shitpost or genuinely the most unhinged thing I’ve ever seen here lmao

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No you don’t.

Have an upvote you lunatic.

See this is the kind of shitposting I actually like.

This is the first one that made me mad, lol

This… this is unhinged. I don’t think I’ve ever met anyone who thinks they need to earn the privilege of viewing content on a website.

I bet you go through their “updated privacy policy” to enable all the optional cookies too.

I think you need to seek a mental health professional.

Have you seen any ads for those recently?

Reminds me of that guy I knew that read EULAs

May be unpopular, but you are describing an action, not an opinion.

I just had a sinking feeling that posting this kicks off a Rocko’s Basilisk situation that ends with not watching ads being legally defined as piracy.

Ah yes, wasting one’s time while not contributing to the click rate anyway. And if you clicked through and read the site, that wouldn’t contribute to the conversion rate either.

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Get behind in front of me, Satan!