• eezeebee@lemmy.ca
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    3 年前

    Humans aren’t that tall… anymore

    Not since the Eiffel Tower starting broadcasting 5G to shrink us down over generations so our tiny hands could build complex computers. Wake up sheeple.

  • Tixanou@lemmy.world
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    3 年前

    They just build a little, jump, build a little, jump… Just like in Minecraft. I thought this was obvious.

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        3 年前

        But we must assume there are smaller aliens, or else who would have built the pyramids? Or maybe the aliens built those before they were fully grown?

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    3 年前

    The guy who invented the ancient alien theory that, believe it or not, didn’t exist until he wrote a book in the 80’s; is one of the producers of the History channel show. And he is my personal reminder that any idiot can get a book published.

  • Norgur@kbin.social
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    3 年前

    They threw up large mounds of dirt to either side of the Tower and built it through those… duh!