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You: using a public toilet
Me: power shitting my pants
I don’t think I’ve ever power shit without it being an emergency.
And when two powershitters are present…
Battleshits.
You sunk my battleshit!
Some people power shit…
Me: COMING IN HOT BOSS! CLEAR THE LZ! THIS IS AN EMERGENCY PAYLOAD RELEASE!
Public restrooms don’t have a bidet. It’s the worst.
Unless you are in japan
It’s mostly because of the paper.
I didn’t used to have problems with this before I started having an on again off again situation with hemorrhoids. Now I’ve gotta be very choosy about what establishments I shit in lest I end up doing my best dramatic reenactment of when my partner still had a uterus.
You guys get paper?
Unfortunately.
It’s always good to establish dominance inside the stall.
And outside
To pee or not to pee
I can’t shit in public restrooms because I have to get completely naked
Can’t shit on company time without the power of public pooping
Yeah… You’re the reason I don’t use public bathrooms. Nasty ass mutha…
