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Bibi@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 9 months ago

“Pulometru” (“dick-measuring tool”): a souvenir commonly sold in Romanian tourist areas

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“Pulometru” (“dick-measuring tool”): a souvenir commonly sold in Romanian tourist areas

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Bibi@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 9 months ago
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  • Gork@sopuli.xyz
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    9 months ago

    How accurate is it?

    I expect dick measuring tools to be certified to a national traceable standard with QA Certificates of Conformance. Integrity here is important ya know

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      It is indeed certified by the entire scientific community and using official measurements that has been developing for centuries called metric.

      Since it is in centimeters, lol

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      I don’t speak the language but I’m pretty sure the biggest one is to measure a horse dick since it says “good for a mare” or some such.

      That’s gotta be accurate, right? With that kind of benchmark?

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    2.54cm = 1in. (In case anyone needs the conversion).

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    Is this the only size?

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      They used to have Pulometru Junior, but they pulled it back because of the implications.

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    Oh wait. That’s in cm. Hail Satan!

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    Proud to say I’d measure somewhere around the 25cm mark. Measurements start from the ORIBIL logo right?

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    I can live with 17 ish

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    I kind of want to buy a bunch of these as gifts…

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