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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.works to Comic Strips@lemmy.world · 3 years ago

Following instructions like a pro

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Following instructions like a pro

sh.itjust.works

🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.works to Comic Strips@lemmy.world · 3 years ago
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  • amniotic druid@lemmy.world
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    In that case I’m gonna need a slow cooker

    (I’m a morbidly obese male)

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      wolf whistle

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      How to Fight

    • shami@lemmy.world
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      This looks like I know where its from. Do you know the source?

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    A classic joke, but usually told by a programmer about buying stuff at a grocery store.

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      Imo queues should be replaced with stacks the moment a dev enters the supermarket

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        Stacks are LIFO, shouldn’t queues be called FIFO’s?

  • A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world
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    I recognize this character design and art, but for the life of me cant remember from where.

    Didnt this artist do a lot of mass effect comics?

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      It looks almost like lewdua, but not quite, I don’t think. I also have a distinct ‘I know this artist but can’t place it’ feeling.

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        FOUND IT!

        https://badspot.us/Comics.html

        Maybe the OP image isnt done by this guy, but was close enough to fire off the neurons that remembered reading those mass effect comics so very many years ago.

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          Wow the comments on those comics are horrible

        • Orvorn@slrpnk.net
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          Thanks for linking - I just browsed through this guy’s site and he’s a total nutjob lmao.

          • A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world
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            Yeesh, you’re right. all I ever saw of his was the mass effect comics, usually reposted elsewhere.

        • LongPigFlavor@lemmy.world
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          Source

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      Source

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    Okay, but can she think of enough disses to throw that that chicken for 30 minutes?

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    I’m over here speedrunning that recipe 😢

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      deleted

  • ℕ𝕠𝕓𝕠𝕕𝕪 𝕆𝕗𝕗𝕚𝕔𝕚𝕒𝕝@lemmy.world
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    concise decision

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    Why will mine only take 5mins? );

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    Me a man: welp better go 60

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    Huh?

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      The instructions that are being read are implying longer cook times if the chicken breasts are considered large. The joke is that the character realizes she has large breasts herself, and bases cook time on her own breasts rather than the chicken she’s actually cooking

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        …and now it’s not funny anymore.

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          Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it better, but something does in the process.

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          I mean it should have gone through spoilers, but to be fair I don’t even know how to do that.

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            By writing >! text here !<

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              Isn’t that limited to certain clients and not universal like

              spoiler

              this is a spoiler

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                Neither you nor the person above have spoiler tags that work for my app. 🙃

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                  Well, the person above me didn’t actually use the spoiler tags, they were just showing how it would look like while editing, here’s an example to see if it works for you

                  !This is a spoiler!<

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            Just write SPOILERS AHEAD then do a bunch of line breaks so people have to scroll a while to see it

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              or you do spoilers like this

              I like large breasts

              Also

              I like small breasts too

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                I see the text. Might just be the app

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                  Likely. The markdown engine Lemmy-UI uses has a couple extensions like spoiler blocks and tables.

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                  !it works in sync!<

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    The fuck is in the Ziploc? That’s not how you chicken

    Edit: don’t mind me I was dumb

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      It’s the marinade

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        Well apparently I shouldn’t drink and internet, idk why I didn’t know that, I was just picturing her putting chicken and a little salt imi a bag and giving it half a shake. Don’t mind me I’m just dumb

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      I figured it was bread crumbs

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    Did somebody say endowed? 🤣

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    Only the first panel is needed. The next two are redundant spoon-feeding the audience.

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      I would accept a 2-panel version as well. Because boobs.

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      The look on her face is part of what makes it great. The whoosh

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        Agreed! The look on her face sells the joke

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      Did reading two more panels cost so much valuable time to you, bro? Or do titties offend you?

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    She got some boob pubes poking out.

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      Are you talking about the lacy parts of her black bra?

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        No those are pubes. Sorry not sorry. The artist completely butchered that and I had the same exact thought. It looks boring like a bra showing.

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          The only thing unrealistic about it is that the straps aren’t also poking out.

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            Lolol 👌

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